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Respostas inteligentes

@RachelKrishna 02/06/2009 0

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31 Respostas inteligentes
*Divisão*
Professor
: – O que devo fazer para repartir 11 batatas por 7 pessoas ?
Aluno
: – Purê de batata, professor!
 

*Verbos*

Professor
: – Se és tu a cantar, dizes: ‘eu canto’.
- Se for o teu irmão que canta, como  dizes ?
Aluno
: – Cala a boca, Alberto.
 

*Castigos*

Aluno
: – Professora, alguém pode ser castigado por uma coisa que não fez ?
Professora
: – Não.
Aluno
: – É que eu não fiz os trabalhos de casa.
 

*Conjugação Verbal*

Professor
: – Joaquim, diga o presente do indicativo do verbo caminhar.
Aluno:
 - Eu caminho… Ah… …tu caminhas. Ah…ele caminha…
Professor
: – Mais depressa !
Aluno
: – Nós corremos, vós correis, eles correm!
 

*Tempo Verbal*

Professor
: – Chovia que tempo é ?
Aluno
: – É tempo muito mau, professor.
 

*Ciências*

Professor: - Quantos corações nós temos?
Aluno
: – Dois.
Professor
: – Dois ?
Aluno
: – Sim, o meu e o seu !
 

*Dois alunos chegam tarde à escola e justificam-se*

1º Aluno
: – Acordei tarde, professor! Sonhei que fui à Polinésia e demorou muito a viagem.
Professor
: – Então, e tu!
2º Aluno:
 - E eu fui esperá-lo no aeroporto!
 

*A base da alimentação*

Professor
: -diga-me o nome de cinco coisas que contenham leite?
Aluno
: – Um queijo e quatro vacas 
.

Um aluno de Direito fazendo um exame oral

Professor
: – O que é uma fraude ?
Aluno: – É o que o Sr. Professor está fazendo.
Professor
: – (O professor muito indignado) Explique-se… 
Aluno
: – Segundo o Código Penal comete fraude todo aquele que se aproveita da ignorância do outro para o prejudicar!!!


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