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Bêbado cego | BlogPop, Feito por Anônimos

Bêbado cego

@RachelKrishna 20/06/2009 1

Siga o Rio de Janeiro no Instagram: :)

Um bêbado CEGO entra, sem saber, num bar de mulheres. Senta no balcão e pede uma bebida ao garçom.

A bebida chega e depois de um tempo o bêbado cego grita:

- Vou contar uma piada de louras!

A mulher ao seu lado diz:

- Devo te avisar 5 coisas antes de você resolver contar a piada:

1 – O barman é uma mulher loura.

2 – O gerente é uma mulher loura.

3 – Eu sou uma loura de 1,75m e 90kg.

4 – A mulher do meu lado, é uma loura profissional em Karatê.

5 – Do seu outro lado tem uma loura, professora de Kung Fu.

Você ainda quer contar a piada?!

E o bêbado responde:

- Não… Deixa pra lá… Se eu tiver que explicar 5 vezes, vai ser foda !!!


Siga o Rio de Janeiro no Instagram:
Cadastre-se rapidamente para comentar, escolha sua Rede Social favorita.
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1 Comentário »

  1. Adrian Down Fantastic 15/07/2009 at 1:16 AM - Reply
    kpsakpsokapskpao pqp
    Curti essa piada, vou colocar ela no meu Blog, e vou jogar um link praka.
    Pode ne parceiro ?

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